[Rewind five hundred years or so! Only not. Grand Duchy of Lithuania -- one-half of the Commonwealth tyvm -- wakes up in his Mayfieldian bed. Assume the phone happens to be recording accidentally.]

Ah, Poland, I was thinking, about this year's wheat...

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[aaand the shock sets in. okay don't freak out don't freak out]T-This... Is this a dream ( Read more... )